The Battle of Daniel's Village

The Battle of Daniel's Village was a major battle that took place on September 11, 2001, an event that has since been overshadow by some jet fuel melting steel beams. Around 9:11 am CST, Rai, aka El Reverso, sped into La Casa de Nuestro Pendejos from a gentle mountain road. He parked his car on the edge of the village but forgot to use the handbrake. His car slid backward. In a panic, Rai hit the accelerator, not realizing he was in reverse and not drive. His car slammed into a propane tank that was being used to prepare food for the weekly Mariachi All You Can Eat Tamale and Tequila Festival, causing the tank to ignite. The resulting fires destroyed Daniel's humble town, killing everyone except for Daniel. Consumed by grief and vengeance, Daniel swore to hunt down the man responsible for the death of his pet iguana and kill him.