Christian

Christian is the half-Chinese/half-Mexican communist who teabags in online games and constantly gets off from being salty. He has terrible luck in technology and constantly recycles the same jokes. At this point, he would probably say something like "No u" by now.

Christian is known for being "the Shorts guy" as he's only seen wearing cargo shorts every day. No one knows why he developed a hatred for pants. Some rumors point to a childhood incident involving ass-less chaps and a funnel being the cause. According to recent developments, it's revealed that Christian enjoys showing off his legs. Any attempt to cover them up with pants is considered "a cardinal sin and a violation of my freedom"

He sucks at making comebacks.


 * Training for Mortal Kombat, kept calling Goro 4 arms
 * Regenerative penis, calls it eggroll
 * Keeps getting it bit off by Mileena but doesn't matter, had sex.