Daniel

Long ago in a distant land, a forsaken child was born. Seeking a better position in life, the child fought to bring his family to the top of the hierarchy of his village; only for that fantasy to crumble on the day he met El Reverso. El Reverso forgot to apply the hand brake, and shattered all of the child's hopes. From that day forward, the child became known as Daniel.

Weaving a tale of blood and edginess, Daniel utilizes his trusty machete to seek vengeance and reclaim his position on top. For some reason, Daniel finds amusement in imagining situations where Christian experiences physical and/or emotional pain.

Harem
Daniel currently has anywhere between 35 to 52 baby mamas. He has at least 50 children with them and refuses to pay child support. At least one of his mistresses has mysteriously gone missing and is presumed to be dead. His favorite hunting grounds are the bachelorette parties of Las Vegas. He has also been known to sometimes stick his dick in surge protectors. He seems to enjoy the shocking experience.

Women of Note

 * Dead Fish Eyes
 * Ryan's Comics Girl
 * Number 41 (Missing in Action)
 * Pretty Mama
 * Obese raver chick
 * Raccoon